I grew up in Utah. My imediate family were all JW's, while my extended family were all Mormons. Now they all hate me. Oh well, sink or swim.
Low-Key Lysmith
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TELL ME A STORY...
by under74 ini was just in hippi's "i'm back" thread and he can't come up with a story.
the story can be about anything.
it can be true or completely made up.
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I LOVE Sunday mornings!
by nicolaou inin the week i have to get up at 5:15 and go to work while the rest of my family are gently snoring in their warm and toasty beds - not fair.
on saturdays the mornings are usually a bit noisy with teenage kids and their friends coming and going, mobiles ringing and the sound of spongebob coming from my little girls room.. but sundays.
ah sundays!.
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Low-Key Lysmith
Good mornin' to ye.
I just got off work @ about 4 am. @ 6 am, I'm headin' out to do some steelhead fishing. That is my version of going to church-heading out on a misty, brisk, Pacific Northwest morning to haul in fish as long as my leg! It sure beats trying to stay awake sitting in a kingdom hall.
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TELL ME A STORY...
by under74 ini was just in hippi's "i'm back" thread and he can't come up with a story.
the story can be about anything.
it can be true or completely made up.
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Low-Key Lysmith
I swear every word of this is true...
Back about 10 yrs ago when I was a married man, I had gone fishing with a my best friend and was instructed by the wifee to be home @ 8 o' clock because she was making dinner. I agreed to these terms and set out with my buddy. When we arrived at the old fishin' hole, we immediatly uncapped a bottle of Bushmill's and through the course of the day, knocked that sucker back until it was empty. Then we started on the beer. The fishing was sooooo good that day and between the Irish whiskey, the beer, and the doobies I had lost track of all time. I realized when we made it back to the car (where my watch was,) that it was already 10 pm. I was two hours late and had an hour and a half drive ahead of me. I pulled into the drivway with my headlights off and crept up to the front door quiet as a tit-mouse. I turned the key in the lock with ninja-like silence and tip-toed across the dark living room leaving a trail of clothes behind me. My dirty, drunk, stoned, fish-smellin' ass walked into the bedroom where I saw the sleeping form of the wife in the bed. I slipped in my side and cuddled up spoon-style naked as a jaybird. A shriek split the night! When the light came on I was greeted by the horrified/pissed off countenance of my mother-in-law! I was as terrified and confused as she was. My wife came bolting through the bedroom door terrified and bewildered as well. It had happened that while I was away fishing, my mother in law had a fight with my father in law. She called up my wife and told her what had happened. My wife, worried about me, told her just to come over to our house since she had gone to the trouble to make a nice dinner and noone was there to eat it. She had decided to sleep on the couch so she could confront me when I got home and sent her mom to sleep in our bed. I was so stealthy when I came in that I had walked right by the wife on the couch and didn't even see her there. Mind you, my mother in law was a no nonsense staunch Mormon with no sense of humor. I ended up sleeping in the car I was so embarrassed. She never liked me anyway.
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Ugly People
by Fe2O3Girl indo ugly people have a right to normal lives - relationships, marriage, families?.
about half of us must be below "average" attractiveness.
maybe xjws are on average more gorgeous than the general population.. what can you tell about a person by their facial beauty or lack of it?
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Low-Key Lysmith
Yo mama's so ugly....she got a glass eye with a goldfish in it.
Yo mama's so ugly....she got peg-leg with a kickstand.
Yo mama's so nasty....she put on some Secret and it told on her.
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Great Books.. Lets hear your favorites!
by GetBusyLiving injust wondering what your favorite books are guys.. any and all genres would be cool!
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Low-Key Lysmith
American Gods-Neil Gaiman
Red Branch-Morgan Llewellyn
The Beach-Alex Garland
Eaters of the Dead-Michael Crichton
The whole "Gunslinger/Dark Tower" series-Stephen King
Diary of a Drug Fiend- Alastair Crowley
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How did you actually envision Paradise?
by freedom96 inthere was always the talk of the new order, or new system.. but did you ever take the time to wonder what it would really be like?.
would it look like it big park?
would it be country like, with acres of land per home?
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Low-Key Lysmith
Fly-fishing with Moses in a golf course atmosphere.
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What's Ozzie drinking?
by ozziepost ini figure we need something light for the weekend, so......come on, guess!!
!.....what's ozzie been drinking?
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Low-Key Lysmith
A Bullshot-Vodka and beef broth?
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Favourite Horror/Comedy
by the_classicist inmine is "shaun of the dead.
" such a funny movie ("its on random!").
besides being funny it also has genuine horror elements that you wouldn't expect plus an evisceration.
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Low-Key Lysmith
"The Shining"-best horror.
"Van Wilder"-Best comedy.
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StarWars is coming.......
by ScoobySnax in...jeez....how much longer..... i can hardly wait.. the best films ever??
i tink so bruder' .
quick...my lightsaber.
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Low-Key Lysmith
Everything I hear and read about Revenge Of The Sith says that this one if for the fans. It is alleged that this one will be much darker than any of the others, and has a PG-13 rating. Come on.....an army of wookies? this ones gonna kick ass!!!!
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Forbidden Pleasures
by mtbatoon in.
after leaving, what (excluding the obvious bit of slap and tickle) is your favourite forbidden pleasure.
for me black pudding, full of bloody goodness
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Low-Key Lysmith
Wine'n her, dine'n her, 69'n her.
Smokin' dope.
TATTOOS!!!!!!
Being a bartender.
Horror flicks
Porno flicks.
Christmas with your family (your close friends).
Going fly-fishing on Sundays.
Thinking for yourself.
Kickin' it at home on Tuesday and Thirsday nights.